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The Market-O-Matic (1.0)
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Tired of racking your brain trying to squeeze out yet another artist's statement extolling the unique virtues of your latest net.art joint? Do you lapse into fits of involuntary muscle spasms every time you hear the word "immersive" in casual conversation? Then search no further -- The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] is here! Just fill in the blanks below, hit the "Crank Out the Crap" button, email the results to your nearest digital arts festival jury panel, then sit back and enjoy a well-earned coffee break! The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] -- pimping yourself to the self-referential digital arts community has never been so easy!*

note: The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] doesn't work right in Netscape 4.x for PC's, and I just don't care anymore.

 
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Special thanks to the more verbose artists of the rhizome artbase for the original statements on which The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] template is loosely based.

 
*Note: Certain restrictions may apply. Use of The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] void where prohibited, namely in any context where someone might be tempted to mistake it for art. Market-O-Matic Inc. and its associated affiliates make no guarantees as to the jury-pleasing ability of statements generated by The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version]. Offer not available to residents of Trinidad, Yemen, or New Jersey.

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